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The Facilitator

The Facilitator asks for your name before class, smiles, asks if you have any injuries, uses your name repeatedly, and addresses you by name as you leave class while giving you a hug or a peck on the cheek. She is genuinely glad that you are there. If you have a question about a pose she recites passages from ancient Hatha Yoga texts. The Facilitator can’t do enough for you. Expect to have her comb your hair, straighten your shirt, and brush the dandruff off your shoulder.

The Facilitator will also invite you to stay for tea after class and invite you home for dinner. She will walk you to your car while asking about your life and aspirations. She may even end up sleeping with you.

 

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