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The Clueless

The Clueless is a new teacher who has graduated from one of the many teacher-training courses that yoga studios offer. She took four weekend courses in one month. She has graduated from this program and possibly has practiced yoga for a couple of years.


The Very Clueless

See above. However, the Very Clueless has taken the express version of the program that is held for two weekends in a month. Pray she has some other yoga experience under her belt.


The Extremely Clueless

See above. However, the Extremely Clueless has taken the weekend teacher training course and probably exaggerates about how much yoga she has done. Your only line of defense is to completely ignore her and do nothing she says to do. If you make the mistake of following her instructions, be prepared to get injured.

TIP: It is always a good idea to make sure your health insurance is current before taking a yoga class with the Extremely Clueless.



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