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	Yoga Schools and Styles The Emos ® This is the love child school of Yoga. All is well here. I'm O.K., you're O.K.. The world is a box of chocolate and you will get a Valentines Day card with each visit. There will be merry, uplifting Yoga music along with chanting, laughing and joyful chatter from the teachers and students. You will learn to open your heart, spiral into your Inner Being and leave the class feeling blissfully in love with the Universe. Hugging the receptionist, teacher and fellow students are encouraged -- before, during and after the class. Everyone is happy here, except for the lonely men. They are here because of the Emo ® online dating service. The Emo ® online dating service, www.EmoYogicHeart.com is run by the school. You will get a 10% discount on Yoga classes if you sign up for a one-year membership to it's online dating service. In addition to the online dating service, the Emo ® School has a great online store. Here you will find The Heart ® Meditation Mat, The Heart ® collection of towels, The Heart ® Yoga tote bag, The Heart ® Eye bag and the Heart ® non-slip Yoga mat kissed with a scent of pomegranate (known as the love fruit). All these items come in Cardiac Red with a heart motif on each. You can also order The Heart ® key chain, The Heart ® Buddha and The Heart ® Heart. These also come in Cardiac Red with a heart motif on them. You will find many books published through this school from their Heart ® Press. A sampling of titles are: "Unlock your Heart", "The Open Heart", "The Friendly Heart", "Getting more out of your Heart", "Honoring your Heart", "A Path to the Heart", "The Clogged Heart", "Avoiding Heart Breaks","Don't leave your Heart in San Francisco" and "No more Heartburn". The studios of the Emo ® School have walls that are painted red with a heart motif on them. The lighting will be red and even though the appearance may look a bit like a Texas whorehouse, don't get confused by where you are. Simply look for the red heart-shaped Buddha's and the shimmering neon hearts pulsing on the ceiling. All poses in the Emo ® School are done with partners. You will be able to choose your own or will be assigned one by the teacher if you are shy. The poses have names like the Side Angle Hug ®, Connected Dogs ®, Kissing Cobras ® and Mating Warriors ®. Expect to clap, cheer and hug your fellow Yoga sudent and the teacher after every pose. TIP: Men, sit by any pretty babes upon entering the studio. Don't take a chance of being partnered up with some other guy (unless you go in for that sort of thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that!). BONUS TIP: Avoid this school if you are have any pathologies with touching people or if you are prone to psychotic episodes from other people touching you. Next School of Yoga - The Crombies	Styles of Yoga Genuine YogaDawg Gear
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The Emos ®

This is the love child school of Yoga. All is well here. I'm O.K., you're O.K.. The world is a box of chocolate and you will get a Valentines Day card with each visit. There will be merry, uplifting Yoga music along with chanting, laughing and joyful chatter from the teachers and students. You will learn to open your heart, spiral into your Inner Being and leave the class feeling blissfully in love with the Universe. Hugging the receptionist, teacher and fellow students are encouraged -- before, during and after the class.

Everyone is happy here, except for the lonely men. They are here because of the Emo ® online dating service. The Emo ® online dating service, www.EmoYogicHeart.com is run by the school. You will get a 10% discount on Yoga classes if you sign up for a one-year membership to it's online dating service.

In addition to the online dating service, the Emo ® School has a great online store. Here you will find The Heart ® Meditation Mat, The Heart ® collection of towels, The Heart ® Yoga tote bag, The Heart ® Eye bag and the Heart ® non-slip Yoga mat kissed with a scent of pomegranate (known as the love fruit). All these items come in Cardiac Red with a heart motif on each. You can also order The Heart ® key chain, The Heart ® Buddha and The Heart ® Heart. These also come in Cardiac Red with a heart motif on them.

You will find many books published through this school from their Heart ® Press. A sampling of titles are: "Unlock your Heart", "The Open Heart", "The Friendly Heart", "Getting more out of your Heart", "Honoring your Heart", "A Path to the Heart", "The Clogged Heart", "Avoiding Heart Breaks","Don't leave your Heart in San Francisco" and "No more Heartburn".

The studios of the Emo ® School have walls that are painted red with a heart motif on them. The lighting will be red and even though the appearance may look a bit like a Texas whorehouse, don't get confused by where you are. Simply look for the red heart-shaped Buddha's and the shimmering neon hearts pulsing on the ceiling.

All poses in the Emo ® School are done with partners. You will be able to choose your own or will be assigned one by the teacher if you are shy. The poses have names like the Side Angle Hug ®, Connected Dogs ®, Kissing Cobras ® and Mating Warriors ®. Expect to clap, cheer and hug your fellow Yoga sudent and the teacher after every pose.

TIP: Men, sit by any pretty babes upon entering the studio. Don't take a chance of being partnered up with some other guy (unless you go in for that sort of thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that!).

BONUS TIP: Avoid this school if you are have any pathologies with touching people or if you are prone to psychotic episodes from other people touching you.

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