Yoga Students
The Shirtless One
The Shirtless One is the bane of yoga students and teachers alike. The dreaded student is naturally a male. With the first drop of sweat, he whips his shirt off. The Shirtless One thinks that he is a great specimen of the human body. Whoever has the misfortune of being behind or next to the Shirtless One is subjected to a sweaty, hairy back for the entire class. Quickly move away if you recognize a Shirtless One has entered the class.
Inner Dialog: No one really knows what the Shirtless One is thinking, but the rest of the class will plead collectively, "Please don't take your shirt off, please don't...pretty please, don’t take your shirt off.…" But, of course, he does.
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