Yoga Students
The Freeloader
This is the student who lives for free Yoga classes. They are hated by both studio owners and teachers alike as there is no money to be made from them, and they are only there to exploit the situation. The Freeloader has figured out that most Yoga studios will have some kind of free class offer for new students. The Freeloader will take great advantage of this, even going back several months later sporting a new look; growing a beard, getting a new hairdo, wearing various disguises along with a new name. Don't waste your time getting to know the Freeloader as they will depart to the next Yoga studio once the free class is done.
TIP: This works best in large cities where there are lots of Yoga studios. Get the book, "The Freeloading Yogi," available at the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore by the author Yogi Free.
Inner Dialog: I hope they don't recognize me. Damn I think I'm getting old because I can't remember the last time I was here. I think it was 6 months ago. Surely they won't recognize me. I mean this blond dye job, sunglasses and the great henna tattoo I put on my forehead should fool them.wait, why is the receptionist looking at me like that??? Does she recognize me.how can that be. Oh man, she's asking me if my name is Yogi Das. I know I used that name before, but I can't remember. I'll just play dumb.man, I hope I don't blow it. I have to deny it or I won't get a free class as a new student. Maybe I can say I have a twin brother.Whew, that wasn't too hard.I wonder why the receptionist is giving me a dirty look...
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