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The Freeloader  

The Freeloader lives for free yoga classes. He is hated by both studio owners and teachers alike, as there is no money to be made from him. The Freeloader has figured out that most yoga studios have some kind of free class offer for new students, and he is an expert at exploiting the situation. Some Freeloaders even go back to a studio several months later sporting a new look by growing a beard, getting a new hairdo, wearing various disguises, as well as donning a new name. Don't waste your time getting to know the Freeloader, as he will depart to the next yoga studio once the free classes are over.

TIP: If you’re interested in becoming a Freeloader, this strategy works best in large cities where there are lots of yoga studios. Get the book, The Freeloading Yogi, by author Yogi Free, available at the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore.


Inner Dialog: I hope they don't recognize me. Damn I think I'm getting old because I can't remember the last time I was here. I think it was six months ago. Surely they won't recognize me. I mean, this blond dye job, sunglasses, and the great henna tattoo I put on my forehead should fool them…wait, why is the receptionist looking at me like that? Does she recognize me? How can that be? Oh man, she's asking me if my name is Yogi Das. I know I used that name before, but I can't remember what studio. I'll just play, I hope I don't blow it. I have to deny it or I won't get a free class as a new student. Maybe I can say I have a twin brother. Whew, that wasn't too hard. I wonder why the receptionist is giving me a dirty look.



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