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YogaDawg will now introduce you to your fellow students and help you identify them. It will be difficult at times to meet your fellow Yoga student due to "Yogatude" (see section Yogatude), but it is none the less important to know who they are. YogaDawg will also provide you with the inner dialogue of these students to help you understand them more fully.

First off, be aware that like the Yin and the Yang, the Alpha and the Omega, you will be confronted with the polar opposites of students in the Yoga Scene.  These are affectionately known as the Yip and the Yog.  Simply put, the Yip is the Yogically hip; the purveyor of the cool, tight and trendy pimp chic look of contemporary Yoga.  Fed by the Yoga Industrial Marketing and Merchandising Complex (YIMMCo), these Yogis have evolved the simple needs of Yoga into an alt Yogic lifestyle.  Too hip to read Yoga magazines (though they tend to sneak peeks from time to time to verify how ahead of the Yoga curve they are) they seek out their too cool and post-mod ideas on Buddhist web sites.

The Yog on the other hand is “not”.  They, most likely, are beginner Yogis that have not been tainted by the YIMMCo as of yet.  In certain urban Yoga studios, the Yog will be made to feel unwelcome and may even be discouraged from pursuing Yoga.  They may, however, be given the advice to check out the Yoga Fashion page of the YogaDawg website before coming back to a Yoga class.

The Poser, $1,000 Classer, Spoiler and Rat Pack tend to fall in the Yip type while the Freeloader, Old Fart, Matriarch and Stinky will mostly be of the Yog type.

To help guide you on your path to Yoga Yipness, the following is a handy guide to refer to when confronted with choices in the Yoga world.

Yoga Music:

YIP - Dave Stringer
        David Newman
        Deva Premal

YOG - Krishna Das
          Jai Uttal
          Yanni

 

Style of Yoga:

YIP Male – Ashtanga
YIP Female – Jivamukti

YOG – Iyengar, Anusara or Generic Vinyassa

 

Yoga Clothing:

YIP – YogaDawg Gear or anything designed by independent, gay Yoga clothes designers living in the East Village of NYC.

YOG - Lululemon, Gaiam or any other Yoga clothing line that is advertised in Yoga Journal.

   

Yoga Mat:

YIP Male – The Black Manduka or the YogaDawg 'It Ain't Lavender' Men's Yoga Mat
Yip Female – The Purple Manduka or the YogaDawg Natural HempYoga SuperMat

Note: The YogaDawg MyPodSouthParkTripleLatte Super Mat is also acceptable to Yips of a certain age (see Yoga Mats chapter).

Yog – Gaiam, any other mat advertised in Yoga Journal (excluding the black or purple Manduka) or a Pilate mat.


Tattoos:

YIP - Buddhist, Taoist, Hindu symbols or any symbols from an obscure Eastern based religion.

YOG – Om symbol and anything other then the above.

 

Religious Affiliation:

YIP – Buddhist, Taoist, Hindu or any obscure Eastern religion.

YOG – Wicca, any Judeo-Christian religion or New Age belief.

 

Reading Material:

YIP – The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali and EternallyBlissfulYoga Super Magazine.

YOG – Light on Yoga by BKS Iyengar and Yoga Journal.

 

Age Limit:

YIP– 21 through 32

YOG– Other then above

Special Note: Yips can morph into YogaDawgs after the age of thirty-two. Though not considered as hip as a Yip, YogaDawgs are still quite respected in the Yip community.

Special Note 2: YogaDawgs will continue to maintain this designation and respect from the Yip community as long as they refrain from any of the following:

1. Moves to the suburbs

2. Works in an office

3. Works as an accountant, engineer, programmer or salesperson

4. Lives with a partner that does one of the above

Now that you know how to spot and become a YIP versus a YOG, let’s explore the types of Yoga students that you will no doubt meet in your Yoga journey.

 

 

Now that you are familiar with the YIP and the YOG, let's explore other student types.

The Freeloader

The Spoiler

The Poser

The $1,000 Classer

The Eye

 The Old Fart

 The Matriarch

The Really, Really Old Fart

The Shirtless One

Stinky

The Rat Pack

 

 

 

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