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The VedicYoga Calculator
Allows you to plot your time to Enlightenment. It sports a handy, extended RAM memory module, that can be used to track the amount of money you have spent in the pursuit of Enlightenment. It subtracts the cost of Yoga classes, Yoga clothes Yoga trips and Yoga workshops and shows you the exact year, month, day, hour and second to Enlightenment on it’s nifty backlit plasma screen. Can also be used to track your Karmic debt.
The YogaSanskrit Hand-held Translator
The cool device will assist you during those vexing times in Yoga class when you don’t have a clue what the teacher is saying as they slip into Sanskrit-babble. The YogaSanskrit Hand-held Translator translates Sanskrit to English, and Sanskrit to Dude/Dudette. A must have for all aspiring Yoga students .
The CosmicYoga Light Bulb
A fabulous recreation of the ordinary light bulb. The CosmicYoga light bulb might, at first glance, seem like a simple light bulb, but once twisted into your favorite lamp, it will shine with the light of inner contentment, piercing the darkness of your shallow and trite life and point brightly the path to eternal bliss. Great for those dark, winter months.
The MeditationYoga Clock
The MeditationYoga clock does nothing, but sits there and just is. With the perennial message of, “Be here now,” it is designed to gently remind you of what you are supposed to be doing during your meditation session instead of thinking just how long you have been sitting there. As the MeditationYoga Clock has no moving parts, it is guaranteed for several lifetimes.
The ThermoChakra Thermometer
This innovative device allows you to check out your Chakras to see what state they are in. Coupled with the handy Chakra Healing Guide, you will now be able to balance your own Chakras, saving your time and money paid to the local Yoga studio that you had to do in the past. The ThermoChakra Thermometer is available in either mouth, underarm or rectal versions.
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