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Who Said It (Bikram Choudhury or Charlie Sheen)? - A YogaDawg Quiz

 

 

1. Charlie - They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives, and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will, stop trying. ____

Bikram - What happens when they say they will commit suicide unless you sleep with them? What am I supposed to do? Sometimes having an affair is the only way to save someone’s life. ____

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2. Charlie - The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard. ____

Bikram - I'm feeling sleepy, because I haven't gone shopping for a long time. ____

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3. Bikram - I'm in show biz. I entertain people. ____

Charlie - I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that? ____

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4. Bikram - I should be the most honored man in the country. ____

Charlie - I’m different. I have a different heart. I have a different type of blood. ____

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5. Charlie - We had a saying that the fun stops at one. They’d just puke all over it. ____

Bikram - Don't throw up on the carpet. It's new. ____

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6. Charlie - I’m battle tested bayonets. ____

Bikram - I'm bullet proof, waterproof, wind proof, money proof, sex proof, emotion proof, stress proof, strength proof. ____

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7.Charlie - Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. ____

Bikram - Nobody fucks with me. ____

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8. Charlie - I am special, and I will never be one of you! ____

Bikram - I'm a product of Beverly Hills. ____

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9. Bikram - I control my kingdom like a gangster. ____

Charlie - I look like a gangster? Well, I feel like a gangster. ____

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10. Bikram - We are a totally fucked up society. ____

Charlie - This is like a sober acid trip. ____

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11. Charlie- I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin rock star from Mars‏. ____

Bikram - What are they eating for breakfast on Jupiter? ____

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12. Bikram - I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. ____

Charlie - I'm an F-18 and I will destroy you in the air. ____

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13. Bikram - Who the fuck is this YogaDawg? He's the only person in America who doesn’t think I’m joke. ____

Charlie - Who the fuck is this YogaDawg? He's the only person in America who doesn’t think I’m a joke ____

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