Yoga Poses

The Brahma Bull

Background - This pose was developed from the Cat/Cow Pose as taught in other styles of yoga. Seeing a need for a more vigorous rendition of the pose, as well as continuing to respect the sacredness of the bovine in Indian culture, YogaDawg created this pose to mimic the behavior of the bulls you see in bull fighting. Yogis have been known to have spiritual breakthroughs by contemplating the question, "Is this pose just so much bull?”

Pose - Start on all fours. Rub your knees into the mat while you snort mucus from your nose. Breathe. At the teacher’s instruction, put your head down and charge for the nearest wall, student, prop, sound system, or anything that is close to you. Be careful of lighted candles, as you must maintain the discipline of not burning down the studio in the process of doing the Brahma Bull. While doing this, snort loudly while chanting, "This is bullshit!” Breathe.

Benefits - This pose has a calming effect on the practitioner as they lay blissfully knocked out or in a neck brace in a hospital room. It is especially beneficial for loud mouths, louts, authors of yoga guides, whiny yoga students, angry old folks, and yoga stars.

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