The YogaDawg List for 2009
Everything is in meltdown; housing, the economy, the polar ice caps; yogis are fleeing from yoga studios to hunker down in their homes for marathon sessions of yoga in an attempt to OM themselves from the chaos around them. The yoga mat is the last haven of safety from visions of an apocalyptic meltdown of civilization itself (Whew…).
High end yoga clothes and frivolous yoga stuff find their way into consignment shops and yard sales. Today’s hot new yoga fashion is 'fuggetabouit'. Target is the new Lululemon! Expensive organic, free range, yoga themed foods gives way to back-yard and balcony ‘yoga gardens’ spouting ‘real’ food. The hip new yoga mantra is,” less is more”.
But wait, there’s hope for 2009! All yogis Namaste for Obama to lead them from the economic Kali Yuga and save them from the abuses of the Yoga Industrial Complex. A yogic economic bailout is in the offering as the Yoga Progress Administration is initiated in the land. The most important thing to remember to do this year is to simply breathe….
What's Out, What's In
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| Male Yoga Star | Them | You |
| Female Yoga Star | See above | See above |
| Yoga Magazine | Pop yoga magazines | Yoga Ezines |
| Yoga Book | What? Like I have money to pay for yoga books? | Oh, like wow, you mean you can check out all these yoga books at the public library for free? Who knew?? |
| Yoga Website | YogaDawg.com | YogaDawg.com |
| Yoga Blog | My Third Eye Itches | My Third Eye Itches (laughs still free) |
| Yoga Style | All of them | Doing your own thing |
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| Yoga Pose | Down Dog | Mortgage Lifter |
| Yoga Mantra | Om | Oh Lord, please show me the money |
| NYC Studio | Yoga to the People | YMCA(classes free for those over 65) |
| LA Studio | Bryan Kest Studio | LA Rec Center (classes free for those over 65) |
| Yoga Studio Concept | $10 classes | Free Classes |
| Yoga Drink | Jamba Juice | Water (from the tap) |
| Yoga Togs | Lululemon | These old rags don't look so bad |
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| Yoga Issue | Free Tibet | Free Yoga |
| Yoga Mat | Purple Manduka | This chewed up old mat from Kmart don't look so bad |
| Yoga Cure | Yoga for Depression (mental) | Yoga for Depression (economic) |
| Yoga Travel | India | Yeah right, like anyone has money to travel..Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.....good one! |
| Yoga Type | Nude Yoga | Eskimo Yoga (damn, they just turned off the utilities in the apartment. It’s freezing in here…) |
| Yoga Cause |
Save the Bees |
Save Yourself |
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