Karmic Klutter Syndrome (KKS)
YogaDawg, the leader in Karma Management techniques is pleased to announce a new program that is helping people live happier lives by managing their Karmic Klutter tm
Are you experiencing bad luck, misfortune and personal suffering in your life? Do you feel sad, scattered, listless with a lack of energy? Are your antidepressants failing you? Well, you may have Karmic Klutter Syndrome (KKS) and not even know it.
Sufferers of KKS report symptoms such as welts, dry heaves, piles, unexplained weeping, sneezing, wheezing , halitosis, lumps, bumps, the frumps, dry humps, dumb looks, dumb luck, plantar warts, the willies, the nillies and the heebie-jeebies.
This condition is nothing to be ashamed of. Millions of everyday, ordinary people, just like yourself experience KKS. Unfortunately, they let the condition go on and on, sometimes for hundreds of lifetimes. We at the YogaDawg Karmic Klutter Research Center (YKKRC) know that one does not need to suffer this fate.
It is now possible to reduce Karmic Klutter tm, sometimes in as little as two weeks. Our remarkable staff of Karmic Kounselors tm has proved remarkable successful in clearing Karmic Klutter tm from our clients to help them achieve a true Klutter-Free Karmic tm existence.
Our clients have noticed remarkable achievements in their lives. Some have gone on from being pretentious bores to becoming stars in life; others have gone from being yoga students to becoming b-list yogis; a few have even joined the circus. One client recently reported to be next in line for the position of Dalai Lama.
For a small co-pay you will
receive our valuable Kut Karmic Klutter tm technique and learn the steps to Kreative
Limited Time Special Offer: To the first 1,000 clients signing up for Kut Karmic Klutter tm technique, you will receive, absolutely free, the patented Karmic Klutter Klever Kutter tm to help you really cut through the Karma Klutter tm.
Remember that the Kut Karmic Klutter tm technique is the first and only treatment for KKS.
Our staff is directed by the two disciples of YogaDawg, MadDawg and his lovely wife Hotdawg, who oversee a network of certified Karma Klutter Kounselors tm. All treatment takes place in our special Karmic Konditioned tm rooms
Reduce Personal Suffering 50-90%
HOW DOES IT WORK?
Metaphysicists believe the condition KKS typically develops when a person’s karma becomes compromised, leaving sufferers feeling less than best. The Kut Karma Klutter technique works by clearing stray karmas from building up in the chakra pathways and causing karmic blockage. Once cleared, the karmic sufferer gains a greatly improved sense of well-being and the ability to enjoy the benefits of their diminishing future lifetimes.
The Karma Klutter tm techniques offers the opportunity to live future incarnations to their fullest. You may experience a desire to do things in this lifetime that you thought of putting off till next or several lifetimes down the road. You can expect to feel the effects almost immediately and several have reported winning the lottery soon after treatment.
SELF-DISCOVERY THROUGH THE KARMA KLUTTER TECHNIQUE
The Karma Klutter tm technique helps sufferers
see that no matter how much they have less is more.
How do I get help for KKS?
I just started treatment
for my KKS. How long should it take for the Kut Karmic Klutter to start working?
I have been in treatment
for KKS for a while now and am feeling better than ever. How long so I
need to continue treatment?
What if I decide to go
I've heard some things
recently about the Karmic Klutter technique and suicide". Where can I
get more information about that?
I've heard some things
recently about " the Karmic Klutter technique and sociopathology".
Where can I get more information about the social effects of the Karmic
Klutter technique ?
"I should have cut my Karmic Klutter years ago" - Yogi
"It helping me get rid of my bandana" - Yogi
"See, I'm not nuts, just karmically kluttered." - Star
"It helps clear the snots from my nose" - Yogi
"I did, so now I can" - President
"Ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhh" - Spiritual Dude
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