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A YogaDawg Contest

 

Yoga Stars Say The Dardest Things

Anne Cushman, the author of the hilarious yoga inspired book, “Enlightenment for Idiots”, extended two copies of the paperback version of her book to YogaDawg’s readers. We thought a contest would be in order to give away the books. To sweeten the pot, YogaDawg is also giving away a free yoga class to the studio of your choice* as well as a consolation prize randomly awarded to all non-winning entries.

How to play:

Match the quotes with the yoga star below. Write the number of the quote next to the letter of the star and email you answers to: yogadawg@hotmail.com

 

Match the Quote with the Yoga Star

1. "Point your nipples like laser lights up towards Saturn."

2. "Sorry to tell you, but you are like donkeys."

3. "I ’m blessed to have the insight about aparigraha and how it relates to 2012, time and the pending Apocalypse."

4. "An Iyengar class looks like a Santa Monica sex shop with all those props."

5. "Bwahaaaahaaaaa!!!"

6. "Don’t fuck your students."

7. "I was pretending to myself that I wasn’t sexual in class."


A. Bikram Choudhury

B. Baron Baptiste

C. Ana Forrest

D. Rodney Yee

E. Sharon Gannon

F. BKS Iyengar
 

G. Guru YogaDawg

Prizes:

Enlightenment for Idiots - 2 copies

Free yoga class pass*

Consolation Prize :

Yoga on Demand Video

The boring details :

Prizes will be awarded according to those entries with all the correct answers. In the event that there are more than four correct entries, the three prizes will be selected at random among those winning entries. One consolation prize will be given at random from all other entries.

In the case that there are less than four winning entries, the remaining prizes (including the consolation prize) will be awarded randomly to all the other entries received. So send in your answers in whether you think they are correct or not.

* Up to $20.00. Winner will need to supply name and address of yoga studio so I can arrange payment for the class

Winners of the book and consolation prize will be contacted by separate email for an address in which to send the book.

Contest ends August 21, 2009

 

 

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