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HeartFelt Yoga Love Studio: A Review

Guest Columnist: Victoria

Thank you YogaDawg for spreading the word about The Emos style of yoga. We practice The Emos style of yoga at our yoga studio, the HeartFeltLove Yoga studio.

On a student’s very first class with us, the student is instructed to stand at the head of the class in Mountain pose without moving, the only requirement being a big smile on their face. All other students line up and give the lucky new student a tight HeartFelt hug. Wait, there’s more!

We present each new student with the HeartFelt, a small, soft, red square of felt that they can glue over their heart under their clothes to keep their heart warm and to remember us when out of class.

Wait, there’s more. We also present each new student with a YogaHeartFeltBear of our own design (red with a pink, felt heart over its heart chakra). These are so special as they are hand sewn exclusively for us by the most highly enlightened group of YogaNuns in the world at the WarmestHeartFelt Yoga Monastary in Big Sur, California. The YogaHeartFeltBear’s arms are a bit longer than your normal bear and have pink velcro pads on the front paws. These are meant to be wrapped around the Throat Chakra to give a constant hug around the neck but, for the women, also double as lovely scarves. They go with just about every wardrobe. We tried to interest Ty in mass producing our special YogaHeartFeltBears in order to share our love with everyone. We still don’t understand why he declined our generous offer but we love him anyway.

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage our students to buy our line of HeartFelt Yoga Wear. The women’s line is pink with three red felt hearts, one over the Heart Chakra, another on the other side for esthetic balance, and one over the Root Chakra. The men’s line is red with one pink felt heart over the Heart Chakra and one over the Root Chakra. These strategically placed hearts also draw the eye to these special body areas and help promote our special HeartFelt Online Dating Service. We do, however, discourage our students from feeling each other's HeartFelt felt hearts during class. We also encourage the women to buy pink mats and the men red mats.

We do have lots of red in our studio, of course, but we also include lots of rainbow colors as well, feeling that staring at rainbows opens the heart even more as rainbows are made up of the pure light of the sun and symbolize so much of what we represent . . . warm, pure, heart felt love. One of our exclusive logos is “HeartFeltLove is Never Wrong.”

We desire nothing more than to give HeartFelt love to all humankind and would be honored to have you stop by our studio. We will present you with one of our HeartFelt Heart Squares, a HeartFeltYogaBear and a red yoga mat. We would love to give you many HeartFelt hugs.

The HeartFelt Love Yoga Studio

Earl of San Antonio - Owner of the Advanced HeartFelt Love Yoga Studio

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